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Sassy Gay Tahno: Fangirls
Narrator: This is a fan girl from the internet. She's about to get kicked out of the avatar fandom. This faith could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.
Sassy Tahno: WATER U DOING? WAT, WAT, WATER U DOING?
*Tahno does his sassy gay thang*
Fan Girl: I got kicked out of the Avatar Fandom.
Sassy Tahno: And you were kicked out because?
Fan Girl: I moved to a new Fandom, MLP FIM
Sassy Tahno: Really... Really.. You go from super cool fighting people with elements, to spectrum colored Ponies... really.
Fan Girl: Ponies are the new benders.
Sassy Tahno: What?! First of all, they can't bend elements. All they do is use 'magic' as their weapon. And that doesn't even do much. Second of All Hold on gurl my meatloaf is done -gets meatloaf out- And anyway, we don't need some rainbow sparkle ponies running around bringing joy to the world causing bronies to drool all over the place looking like mindless zombies."
Fan Girl: Well
a dangerous hallucinationThe light coming through the window was bright,
much too bright.
Even though my eyes were closed
I could see it-
The skin of my arms prickled,
sweat dripped from my brow.
It was two in the afternoon but…
the sun was setting
through the window facing east.
I should have seen the hutch,
shelves lined with bone china
decorated with delicate leaves and vines.
I was so thirsty
and reaching for cups that should have been there.
Instead I found a billboard of butterflies,
the colors raging
more than any rainbow
I'd ever seen.
Their wings fluttered and flashed
yet somehow they moved in slow motion.
I wanted to stand,
wanted to reach out and touch them but…
I couldn't move,
and yet I laughed
ignoring my dry mouth
and the tingling in my feet.
There was a tempest
on the rise
and in my blood.
A sugar rush disguised
as a riot of butterflies
and they were swarming me.
There was a small vial
of insulin in my pocket
that I nev
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